Sunday, August 28, 2011

holy jesus how did i do that!?

So I'm sitting here playing some Super Street Fighter 4 Arcade Edition on my XBAWKZ, and I'm starting to play the scrub character, the character you use when you're on the dark side... Yun. dundudnunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
I'm not amazing with Yun, but I'd like to think I'm better than the average player. For those of you who aren't aware of what this means, there's 39 characters in Street Fighter. It's a 2d fighting game (well 3d, but on a 2d field.) and of these 39 characters, there are some with 'fireballs' that people know them by. In the original versions of the game, the fireball characters were the best and top-tier on a tier list. Now, people like Yun are. Yun is the best character in the game due to what he has, and the only real counter to a Yun? is a Zangief.

Yun: A very short, barely 5-foot-5 chinese kid who jumps around a lot.
[img]http://iplaywinner.com/storage/oneuse/105yun_01.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1287997458231[/img]

Zangief: A gigantic mother fucking russian wrestler who turns people like yun into a playtoy:
[img]http://imacwallpapers.com/wallpapers/GAM123c3668ad3a5254/GAM123c3668ad3a5254_408x230.jpg[/img]

Literally on an in-game scale, it takes almost four yuns to equal a zangief in size.

Anyway, so I'm playing... and I come across a Zangief player. Not only is it a direct counter to me, but It's the 26th ranked zangief player in the world. ...and somehow I BEAT HIM... TWICE.

We played, I won, I pretty much mindfucked him and he didn't even expect it. I ended up getting matched with him AGAIN after I'm running through the house at 10 at night with everyone, screaming "I WON I WON I WON". And yet again, I had won with completely different STRATEGIEZ and stuffz! I got so excited, and he actually sent me a message, saying "wow, first yun i've had trouble with" so freaking excited. And I'm ranked like... the 14,000th player on xbox live.


So that's how my awesome nice as been. Aside from my nerd-gasming, I actually thought of something very amazing. One of the best ideas I've had in the past year. I wonder if I should post it on here... If I don't post it now, people will find out in 3 months I think.

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